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It seems as though the state of New Jersey is considering a ban on Brazilian bikini waxes. After several cases of women getting infections and one woman starting a lawsuit, the state is saying that they will ban this type of wax job. Now I was somewhat intrigued by this story and was confused at the same time. So I did some research on what it is. And let’s just say I was cringing in pain when I found out the definition.

It seems that there are four types of bikini wax jobs. And let me say that only one wax job wouldn’t leave me blushing. The standard bikini wax seems to be the least invasive. The Brazilian apparently would make me blush. Then there is something called the “Playboy”, and a Sphinx that I could picture strippers or porn stars getting.  The only difference seems to be how far south the wax has to be applied. And I don’t see how anyone could ever lie still or could be comfortable enough to get hot wax applied between their butt cheeks. And that is exactly where it goes for the “Playboy” and the Sphinx. Though the Sphinx apparently leaves you with no hair at all anywhere.

Now short of being a porn starlet, could anyone explain to me the need to have no hair at all. Or to even go between the cheeks. I don’t understand it, and I think it would be a safe bet to say that under no circumstances would I get any of them. I barely feel comfortable allowing my gynecologist go exploring the south pole. So the thought of having a complete stranger visiting my sacred region would make me run for my life. But if you happen to engage in these types of waxes in New Jersey, I suggest that you hurry up and get one for the summer, before they outlaw them all together.

To Read The News Story Click Here  or  Read The Definition Of The Types Of Wax Jobs

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