Mar 21 2009
Woman Blames Satan For Stealing From Church
Honestly folks I couln’t make this stuff up if I tried. A woman in Arlington, Washington who stands accused of stealing 73,000 dollars from a church told detectives that Satan played a big part of the theft.
It seems that the woman used the money to cover household expenses to keep from losing her home. How did she get the money? From forging the pastors name on 80 different checks. Apparently as an administrative assistant she had access to the checkbook, and took the opportunity to help herself to the money. Now I am curious as to how Satan played a part in this. Did he hold her hand while she signed his name on the checks? Or did he double dog dare her to take the money?
Unfortunately, that question will have to be left unanswered. But thankfully she was caught before she could spend anymore money that was not hers. But I am left wondering if Satan himself will be called to be a character witness for her.
