crzymom2six

I have been so incredibly busy the last two weeks. My days have been occupied by life in airport land. And my nights have been spent trying to get over this respiratory illness that has consumed me. I have worked the last eleven days straight.

And airport land has been a very boring place lately. I guess the  incredibly bad economy has finally started to reach the airline industry. The number of people coming through our airport has dropped tremendously. The only excitement today was watching a man get arrested for DUI. Ya it was a very boring day. Hopefully, things will pick up some this summer.

I have also been struggling very hard to fight back against a respiratory illness. It has hit me so hard that I barely sleep at night. Right now the plan to beat it is to get some major rest this weekend. I hope to beat it without going to the Doctor to get some antibiotics. Wish me luck!!!

This is not a story of epic proportions, or a comical relief story. It is a story of an ordinary woman who did the right thing. A feel good story if you will, and the kind of story I need to write about now.

From Bellevue, Washington  a woman who was behind on her rent, facing eviction, and as broke as could be, discovers a 250,000 dollar mistake in her bank account, and gives it back to the bank. That’s right she went to the bank ATM to withdraw money and was shocked when she saw the balance in her account. The statement said her balance was 271,366.01 to be exact.

Now the amazing part is that this single mother who was facing eviction for being behind in her rent, gave it back to the bank. She said that it was the right thing to do as a child of God. Sure she admits to mentally having fantasies of spending the money, but she couldn’t do it.

It turns out that the bank made a mistake and issued her a new ATM card for the wrong account. The account actually belonged to an adult correctional facility. She said that when all was said and done at the end of the day, she paid her rent and was 3.00 dollars in the hole. But she felt good about what she had done.

Now the question is…….Could you do that? If you suddenly found yourself in the same position would you give it back? The answer for me would be yes.  And I actually did find myself in a similar spot. Last year a business that my husband and I deal with sent us our bill for a purchase we had made, and inside was a check for over 11,00.00. The check it turns out was meant to be sent to a business to pay a bill, but it ended up in our envelope by mistake. We did return the check the next day. And like the lady in this story we felt pretty darned good about it.

I don’t know about you, but at the end of my days I want to know that I did the right thing.

Embedded video from CNN Video

This is the funniest thing I have read all week. This weeks news story comes to us from China, and boy is it a good one.

The story goes like this…..Two lovers meet in a park. They get into a car and proceed to start having fun. Then a van backs out of it’s parking space and bumps into the couples’ car. Suddenly a man lets out a blood curdling scream and the woman jumps out of the car with blood around her mouth. Was it a ferocious cannibal on the attack in the park? Or was it a scorned lover taking revenge?

Well, the answer is that the couple was engaging in oral sex. And when the van backed into the couples’ car, the force of the impact caused the woman to bite down……..and she bit her lovers penis off.  Now little did the couple know, but they had been followed to the park. The victim in this case as it turns out is married. And his wife had hired a private investigator to follow her husband, because she thought he was cheating on her.

So, the investigator was in a car nearby spying on the husband, when the accident happened. He was kind enough to call the ambulance to take the man to the hospital. Now your probably asking what happened to the penis…….it was recovered by his lover and was taken to the hospital. No word yet as to whether the doctors were able to reattach his penis.

Now one can only imagine the reaction from his wife. Was she angry or just laughing her head off. The answer will have to remain a mystery. I can only hope that she laughs hysterically as she serve her husband with divorce papers.

One can only hope that he has learned his lesson that cheating doesn’t pay. But, I don’t think he will be engaging in any extracurricular activities anytime soon.

 Read The Story Here

Well here we are again, another week another pandemic. Some might call me crazy for making light of it, but personally I find it friggin’ hilarious.

For those of you that don’t know already, I work in airport land. Airport land can be a very strange place at times. Well when the swine flu reared it’s ugly head, it caused quite a stir. Suddenly everywhere I look there were people wearing masks like it was the end of the world. They were glued to the big screen TV’s for all the latest updates. And a sense  of panic had started to set in. Even my employer brought out the hospital grade masks to be opened in the event of a “Mass Outbreak”.  And in the middle of it all was me.

Sure I kept up with the latest updates from my employer on new procedures we had to implement. And I had to be extra vigilant in cleaning my hands and our equipment. I even bought some hand sanitizer to put in my pocket and avoided touching things without good reason. But after a few days I realized that this pandemic was nothing out of the ordinary. A little known fact is that the regular old flu has killed 13,000 people in the U.S. since January. And worldwide it kills about 250,000 to 500,000 people a year. So forgive me if a flu that has only sickened a few hundred and killed some doesn’t cause panic in me. What really had me thinking was the panic that the flu is “spreading” around the globe. Has everyone forgotten that spring break was just a few weeks ago. And one of the most popular destinations for spring breakers is Mexico. So, I find it to be perfectly logical that you would see swine flu around the globe. Just stop and ponder the ease at which a person can hop on an airplane, fly for a few hours and be at ground zero just to in time to have a front row seat for a major flu outbreak. Then you can hop on another plane and take your infected backside back to your home country to share the virus with your friends and loved ones.

Well enough about the swine flu or H1N1 as they like to call it to prevent people from freaking out at the thought of eating bacon. We have been so obsessed this week we have missed some truly great stories like this one.

Couple arrested for sex on lawn at Windsor Castle. Hmmmm how could we have overlooked this classic story of love? It seems that the couple was quite drunk when they wandered onto the lawn at Windsor Castle and proceeded to begin having sex. Never mind that the building and the garden area was packed with tourists. The best part is that Japanese tourist were filming this and the couple seemed oblivious to it. They just kept on enjoying themselves. Well sort of, at least until the police showed up.

Now imagine you wake up in a jail cell and your not quite sure how you got there. I mean heck the last thing you remember is being in a restaurant, enjoying a healthy size pint of beer, and checking out a really hot guy. And now the police want to know why you were having sex on the queens front lawn.  And your desperately trying to figure out why the ugliest man in the world is blowing kisses at you and thanking you for the great time last night.

Oh my too funny. Check out the story for yourself here

Have a great week folks and remember to: A. Stop kissing your neighbors pig and B. Wash your hands please, especially after picking the giant wedgie out of your butt crack or for the men after engaging in some heavy ball handling.