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This is the funniest thing I have read all week. This weeks news story comes to us from China, and boy is it a good one.

The story goes like this…..Two lovers meet in a park. They get into a car and proceed to start having fun. Then a van backs out of it’s parking space and bumps into the couples’ car. Suddenly a man lets out a blood curdling scream and the woman jumps out of the car with blood around her mouth. Was it a ferocious cannibal on the attack in the park? Or was it a scorned lover taking revenge?

Well, the answer is that the couple was engaging in oral sex. And when the van backed into the couples’ car, the force of the impact caused the woman to bite down……..and she bit her lovers penis off.  Now little did the couple know, but they had been followed to the park. The victim in this case as it turns out is married. And his wife had hired a private investigator to follow her husband, because she thought he was cheating on her.

So, the investigator was in a car nearby spying on the husband, when the accident happened. He was kind enough to call the ambulance to take the man to the hospital. Now your probably asking what happened to the penis…….it was recovered by his lover and was taken to the hospital. No word yet as to whether the doctors were able to reattach his penis.

Now one can only imagine the reaction from his wife. Was she angry or just laughing her head off. The answer will have to remain a mystery. I can only hope that she laughs hysterically as she serve her husband with divorce papers.

One can only hope that he has learned his lesson that cheating doesn’t pay. But, I don’t think he will be engaging in any extracurricular activities anytime soon.

 Read The Story Here

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